Just one example of my inner ramblings involving Mr Big.
Him: We should hook up
Me: at fucking last. Yes we should.
Brain: hang on
Brain: you work with this guy
Brain: there’s rules
Me: like what?
Brain: you shouldn’t mix business and pleasure
Me: who came up with that?
Brain: YOU! You Did.
Brain: and he’s already told you he doesn’t get attached
Me: yeah bu-
Brain: And you know he has a history
Brain: and do you wanna be gossip?
Brain: and let’s not forget the fact he didn’t swipe back on you!
Me: CAN I FUCKING SAY SOMETHING?!
Me: I won’t get attached either!
Me: I won’t!
Brain: Exactly how long have you been crushing on him?
Me: So what?!
Brain: A crush is far safer than acting on it. This won’t end well
Me: but I want to act on it
Brain: I’m not giving you permission to act on it
Me: stop ruining my life
Brain: Fine. But don’t question why you didn’t listen to me when it all goes down in flames
4 months later….
Brain: *sigh* Told You So!