Gamer Geek: I’d love to buy you dinner. Kind of
Him: Come over, I’ll get us takeout and we can watch a film
Me: That’s a great idea, I’d love to.
Him: You’re welcome
Brain: He’s nice. You don’t deserve him
Me: Excuse Me?
Brain: You heard
Me: Why are you being mean
Brain: Why you pretending you’re not?
Me: I’m not. I’m single and dating. This is ok!
Brain: Is it?
Brain: You’re sleeping with someone else
Me: Fine, I’ll sleep with him too
Brain: Fucking Slut
Brain: You want a nice guy. But you never fancy the nice guy
Me: …. Yet!
Brain: You won’t. Just let him down gently now, tell him you don’t want dinner
Me: I might, slow burns happen. Besides, I’m hungry
Brain: Slow burns do happen, but not this one
Me: Give me chance-
Brain: stop wasting his time
Me: I’m not. He’s ticking boxes
Brain: Not that one though. It’s a pretty big box
Me: It’s just a takeaway. Chill TF out
Brain: You know what it means
Me: means I won’t be hungry
Brain: pretty big thing to do. He LIKES you
Me: I like him t-
Brain: And he bakes you biscuits
Brain: and he makes you tea
Me: Yeah well I-
Brain: and he’s already invited you to Scotland!
Me: Doesn’t mean-
Brain: you’ll break his heart
Me: FFS! Don’t be so dramatic
Brain: I’ll make sure you spend all night thinking about Mr Big.
Me: Noooo, please don’t. I’ve told him we need a couple of weeks before we get together again so I can prep for this big interview
Me: Anyway, you soon changed you tune, what happened to Mr Big being a bad idea?
Brain: Breaking GG’s heart is a worse idea. I know you, you’d rather be hurt, that hurt someone else.
– 2 months later-
Him: I thought we had something special happening between us
Me: I think you are really great, I’m just not in the same place
Him: I’m so sad.
Me: I’m sorry. I really wish you all the best, you deserve someone special
Brain: you wish him the best?!! Told you he didn’t deserve you