Boyfriend No.1

I uploaded a new picture onto WhatsApp. It’s the fucking bee’s knee’s let me tell you! Stick it on the front cover of any magazine and they’d fly off the shelves. And so naturally, everybody starts in with the messages ‘great photo’, ‘hot 😍’ ‘stunning’ or just plain 😈

Boyfriend No.1 (R) says ‘sexy photo’. Now because I know we have both discussed the need to be non-casual, I explain that I was aiming for a 90’s sitcom with pose. His reply is ‘it’s awesome’.

That! Is the sum total of our conversation over the entire weekend.